Me So Pretty…

…This is Harriet Cummings, my great-great-grandmother…

Harriet Cummings

I know, cover your watch!

She married my great-great-grandfather, Campbell.  I’m thinkin’ he was blind.

I don’t mean to be unkind, but really, how did this woman snag a man.  And they had several children.  Really?  How?

Her daughter, whom I also never met was able to stag a man too, she was my Dad’s grandmother.

Her son, my grandfather was a good looking man.  At one time.  If you could get past the broken jaw and all.

Then came Daddy.  Daddy was pretty good looking in his day.  He attracted my mother when he was about 16 years old.  A year later, they were married.  Mama was pretty.

Glamourous Mother!

He said she was the prettiest girl in Goshen.  I’ve been to Goshen.  She probably was.

Thank goodness for an infusion of new genetic material.  It brought “the pretty” into the family.

Let’s face it, my daughter is a far cry from her great x 4 grandma.

Shelby flirty

So, I got to thinkin’.  All the girls of this generation are better lookin’ than the past.

I have four “lovely” nieces, and they are all my favorites.  Here they are in birth order.

Amy (and her sons, one a GI and one a Marine.)

Amy and her sons

Her sister, Rachael

Rachel

their cousin Jenny, the famous blogger…

Jenny 2013

their cousin Mackenzie, The Doctor!  Not only pretty but brainy too.

MAC

How did we get from Harriet to these girls…we all married pretty women, or in my sister’s case, a nice looking guy.

So guys, the moral of the story is…marry UP in the looks department.  Your daughters will love you for it!

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Drunkbook

There’s the obvious.

drunk on facebook

 

Like this guy, who posted on Facebook that he was drunk and involved in a ‘hit and run’.

Stupid?

Quite.

Then there’s the not so obvious.

Like the post of one I recently unfriended.  On and on they ran about the woes of their life.

Really, we all know you’re crazy, we all know you’re sad, depressed, down, broken hearted, yada yada yada.

But before you post that crap on Facebook, sober UP!

Oh, it’s not that we don’t care.  It’s just that we’d care more if you were sober don’t want to see it.

Drunk on Facebook is reaching epidemic proportions these days, and quite frankly, I’m over it.

The drunk mind is the voice of the sober soul.

Sober UP, sleep it off, and re-think that post in the morning!

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It’s Sunday…

…a day of rest, I’m taking one.

See ya Monday.

 

 

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AOTW

No, it’s not you, Emily!

Toru Hashimoto, the young, brash mayor of Osaka who is co-leader of an emerging conservative political party defended the use of Asian Comfort Women during WW II.

Hashimoto

As many as 200,000 Korean and Chinese were forced into Japanese military brothels as sex slaves during the international conflict that re-defined the globe.

He said that the Japanese military’s forced prostitution of Asian women before and during World War II was necessary to “maintain discipline” in the ranks and provide rest for soldiers who risked their lives in battle.

Making one ridiculous statement after another, Hashimoto said, “To maintain discipline in the military, it must have been necessary at that time. For soldiers who risked their lives in circumstances where bullets are flying around like rain and wind, if you want them to get some rest, a comfort women system was necessary. That’s clear to anyone.”

Clear?

Clear?

I think not.

And if that’s not enough, while visiting our troops, he told the U.S. commander at a US base in Okinawa “to make better use of the sex industry.”

The Brass were not amused.

Seeing their failure to ‘buy in’, he added “If you don’t make use of those places you cannot properly control the sexual energy of those tough guys.”  He went on to say that use of the present day brothels would prevent rape and other sexual assaults.

Men don’t usually rape because they are horny or over-sexed.

Rape is a crime of power and control.

Yes, Mr. Mayor, you’re it, Redneck Latte Ravings Ass of the Week.

Now, Em, aren’t you relieved?

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