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Wiki leaks founder Julian Assange (ok, that’s just a funny last name!), has been added to Interpol’s most wanted list.

Well, there’s a Christmas present for ya!

He’s on the list, not for the leaks, but because he’s wanted for questioning in Sweden regarding the alleged rape and molestation of two women there.

I had no idea he worked for the TSA too!

And aside from the alleged no no’s mentioned above, he’s pissed most of the world off with his big fat mouth internet site.

Wiki leaks is an international non-profit media organization that publishes submissions of otherwise unavailable documents from anonymous sources and leaks.

In other words, stolen information.

Now, I’m not one to I love gossip as much as the next guy, but seriously, there are some things we just don’t need to know.

Or we just don’t need Wiki leaks to tell us.

Like, Prince Andrew, The Duke of York is a jack-ass.  We already knew that.  But alas, Randy Andy has never been known for his subtlety, but one of the “leaks” has described him as ‘bordering on rude’!

This is no surprise.

And of course, the Wiki guy has Secretary of State Hillary Clinton all in a snit.  The State Department has ordered it’s employees “to stop telling the truth until further notice.”

Ah, when did they start?

According to the Huffington Post,  Secretary Clinton said, “We are working overtime to try to make sure that leaks like these don’t happen again.  But until we’ve got the leaks plugged, it’s incumbent on all our diplomats to put on their lying caps.”  They are holding “truth avoidance seminars” led by people who worked for Goldman Sachs!

And just when I was beginning to trust my government.

Other things revealed include:  That jackass running Iran really is a jackass! 

Here’s me feigning surprise.

 Say what?

And of course some really juicy stuff like,

Russia’s Putin is said to be an “alpha-dog”!

Afghan President Hamid Karzai to be “driven by paranoia.”

Who wouldn’t be, look where he lives!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel “avoids risk and is rarely creative.”   I’m sure that’s not fair, the woman’s a wife, step-mother, and step-grandma, I’m sure she tells all her grandchildren they’re sweet, and you know some of that’s creative!  After-all, she’s the STEP Grandma!   And a couple of monts ago, she stirred things UP by slamming multiculturalism, so, she’s not only creative, she’s gutsy and does take risks.  She shook things UP when told the Muslims to learn German and assimilate or get out!

And last but not least, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi travels with a “voluptuous blonde” Ukrainian nurse.  He’s frail you know.  I’m sure that came out when they saw the sexy nurse’s costume from Fredrick’s of Hollywood in his luggage!  Hey, it could be hers.

But back to the Wiki leaks guy, Julian, maybe you should see a doctor and get things cleard UP, all that leaking can’t be good!

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