There’s a new study out that is telling us that when women “find a bargain, a really good deal while shopping, it brings on the same euphoria as sexual arousal.”
Oh shut UP!
The study of over 8,000 horny spend-thrift credit card running UP shoppers finds that it’s not the shopping, it’s the thrill of the kill, the bargain-basement-good-deal-find that turns women on.
Can it be true? Can shopping turn you on?
Does the Mall make you…can we, dare we say it…?
I don’t know, but…it may explain a few things.
- Why so many well dressed women have slovenly, ugly mates – they’re getting it at the store!
- Why America is in so much personal debt – some girls just can’t get enough, you know – shopomaniacs.
- Why there are 25 shoe stores in every mall. Foot fetish?
- Why Target, Wal-Mart, CVS, Macy’s, Kohl’s, ad infinitum are full of single women.
And it may explain the clouds of smoke outside of each store. Who knows?