…poor, poor Jon.
Well kids, TLC is suing Jon Gosselin.
The TLC network has sued Jon Gosselin for “allegedly” breaching his contract as a star of…and it kills me to say this…THE HIT REALITY SHOW…”Jon & Kate Plus 8.”
He’s a jerk, she’s a nag, and those poor, poor, poor, children.
Well, they have about as much a chance of being normal as Tonya Harding does of winning Gold at the Olympics.
Not gonna’ happen.
Why?, you ask.
Because their parents wrote the handbook on bad parenting.
They suck, quit watching them.
Make them go away!
And, someone, DFACS, anyone, take the kids!
I’m done! Have a good weekend.