Have you ever known anyone who just had to have all the information they could gather about what everyone else was eating?  Sort of a lunch room roving reporter.

Imagine a place where someone comes UP to everyone in the lunch room and asks…

“…what’s that?”

“…what are you eating?”

“…did you make that?”

“…where did that come from?”

“…did you bring that from home?

“…are you gonna’ eat all of that?”

“…can I have some of that?”

“…are you really putting that much salt on that salad?”

“…are those good?”

“…is that salt free?”

“…did you buy that?”

Yeah, me neither!  But it would really bother me if they did!

Ok, I’ll start by saying that I know it’s bad form to make light of anyone’s death.

But, good taste, and proper behavior have never stopped me before.

A friend of the British Prime Minister, David Cameron, was found dead on the crapper just like Elvis in a Port-A-Potty at a music festival last week.

Christopher Shale, the friend, chaired Cameron’s West Oxfordshire constituency’s Conservative Association. Cameron said Shale was a “close and valued friend.”  

The Glastonbury festival is a fixture of Britain’s music calendar, attracting about 170,000 people to the farm in southwestern England.  

Sort of a Woodstock with tea and crumpets.  The line-UP included U2,  Morrissey, Mumford & Sons, Coldplay, and of course the ubiquitous Beyonce. 

Really, I’ve seen enough of her…most of us have seen way too much of her, put some clothes on!  Geeze!

Since the local police didn’t pick UP the phone when I called, I don’t know the cause of death. 

But, I guess, as ignominious as his death was, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

…he’s only human.

Well, it wasn’t the dog.

Gavin MacFarlane is being held on a $2,000,000 bond after shooting four people, killing two of them, and physically attacking a 5th.

Nice guy.

 MacFarlane admitted to police that he was a patron at a strip club, then went to his car to get his .38 caliber hand-gun, returned to the club and started shooting.

It wasn’t just a lap dance gone bad!

According to a court document released Tuesday, he told police he planned the attack but chose his victims at random.

Yes, it was a plannedom act of violence.

His mug shot (see above) shows him with a torn shirt; bloody nose, chin, and forehead; and the start of two black eyes.

He was wrestled to the ground and held by patrons of the Strip Club where it all occurred until the Police arrived.

Well, after all, he did kill two people.

The Mariposa County Arizona cops won’t say if he’s being held in the psycho ward, but rumor has it he is.

I think it was politically motivated.

Afterall, the name of the strip club is  The Great Alaskan Bush Company.

Seriously, you just can’t make this UP!