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OK, So I’m Not Perfect.

Every one knows I work for an automobile dealership, right?

Well, I do.  It’s a biggie, it’s the best, and I’m pretty loyal.

I bought my personal vehicle there, actually, I’ve bought several there.

I have a white Jeep Liberty.

I dashed out to the car this week to run an errand, and hit the unlock button on my clicker only to have nothing happen.

I clicked again,

And again,

And again.

Then I remembered the insanity quote about doing the same thing and expecting different results, and I remember that I work for an auto dealership, and we have batteries for clickers in the shop for sale.

I dashed back in, got a new battery and dashed to the car.

I clicked again: nothing.

Again: nothing.

Finally in frustration, I hit the lock button, you know, the one that makes the horn of the Jeep beep.

Much to my surprise, a white Jeep Liberty six cars down, was beeping away at me.

I suppose I’ll have to start buying different colors of cars, or maybe remember where I parked.

Yeah, that’s it.

 

Locks of Lunacy

Just when I think I’ve seen it all, and I’m not talking about the latest Kim Kardashian video, out comes something new.

And stupid.

Wigs for Pets.

They even have their own website, and app.

Grey and Orange

A blurb from the site says, “Each Kitty Wig® comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster.”

It goes on to recommend that it “should be used with human supervision…introduced slowly…and kept in its paw-proof case when not in use.”

For the love of Pussy Galore!  This is surely a product for A. people with too much money, or B. people with too much time on their hands, or C. really stupid people.

Blue Hair Table

Of course, the new information couldn’t come at a better time.  It seems another stray cat has adopted my back yard.  I usually don’t mind them being there; they keep the snakes and rodents at bay.  And I usually leave them alone,  but this one was frightened, tiny, and hungry.

Soft Kitty

Although I’m not cat crazy, he/she (I can’t get close enough to find out) seemed so pitiful – well, now it’s ours.

I’m sure I’ll regret feeding it in the long run, but I’m also very sure I won’t be buying any cat wigs any time soon.

And if you’re really interested, Kitty Wig® isn’t the only place doing this.  Apparently it’s the new pet rage…well, that and pet tattoos!

OK, wigs are one thing, but those tattoos are forever! That cat’s gonna regret that tattoo once you sober UP!