…it just keeps getting better.

Cheerleaders can be so mean

From party crasher to cheer camp sneak in…

Prior to her gutsy and glamorous White House caper, Michaele decided she wanted to fufill that High School dream from days of yore.  She snuck into a Cheerleader reunion, and pretended to be a former NFL Washington Redskins Cheerleader.

Now, there’s a claim to fame!

This gal is better than Bond.  She actually made it into the Redskins Reunion!  And she actually performed at FedEx Field during halftime of the Redskins-St. Louis Rams game Sept. 20 with a group of 150 former Redskins cheerleaders.

WOW!

Her rehearsals with the group were filmed by the crew from the ”The Real Housewives of D.C., according to her hubby Taleq.

Many of the REAL former cheerleaders said she drew a lot of attention because of the crew.  And she got a lot of attention because no one knew who she was nor remembered her from the Cheery days gone by.

I’m sure they were all asking themselves just how much coke they did back in the day.

The first clue - she couldn’t do the routines.  Well DOH!

She was never a cheerleader.

But the clincher was her inablilty to perform the routine to the Redskins Fight Song, “Hail To The Redskins”. 

C’mon, even the drunkest Redskins fan can do that!

When asked who the choreographer was when she was ‘cheering’ , Michaele couldn’t remember.

These girls are slow…clue afte clue after clue, and no one said…who is she?

Once the White House State Dinner thing broke, some of the girls were sitting around at the Former Cheerleader Bar and Grill  and decided to “check that broad out”.

What they found out…she was never at an audition, never at a game, and never performed as an Redskins Cheerleader. 

Boy are those girls pissed!

The Washington Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association (seriously, there is one) lists Salahi on its membership roster and indicates that she was a cheerleader during 1991 season under her nickname and maiden name, Missy Holt. 

How she got on there we’ll never know, she was unable to supply any proof when asked for it by the group. 

Ya just gotta’ love those people at TMZ…they won’t let the Schwarzeneggers alone now will they?  Only a month ago, they caught the Califonia First Lady in the act of DWT  (driving while talking on her cell phone), and this week, they calught The Governator parking his Porsche in a red zone.

The ticket would have been about 90 bucks.

I think he can afford it.

Earlier in the week the Gov was on Leno chatting it up about “green cars”, and his commitment ot promoting green vehicles.

Are Porches in that? 

I don’t think so Arnie!!

He also told Jay he’d not had a speeding ticket in six years…parking tickets were not mentioned.

Back to Maria for a second, it seems that after hanging up from her cell phone, the first lady parked her Escalade (again, not a green car) in a red zone as well.   Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Governor S. says the his red zone parking was a mistake, he didn’t see it.   What, California doesn’t have vision?

“No one’s perfect, not even me.”, he offered.

I guess since it’s Thanksgiving week, ‘His Austrian Oakness’ can be thankful that they both weren’t ticketed (if he really was) …that 90 bucks thing can add up.

I guess  you CAN  break the law if you have the money!

Here’s a shocker for ya!  Kate Gosselin has admitted to Vanity Fair that her children have been “acting out” since the D-I-V-O-R-C-E has brought that gawdawful “reality” show to a screeching halt.  (Thank you Jesus!   Not for the kids acting out, but for the screeching halt thing!) 

I’m sorry here, but me wanting an Academy Award and me winning one are two different things, even I’m not that good of an actor…I just can’t act surprised on this one.  She expected exemplary behavior, no problems, and folded hands on their laps?  Come on Kate!  Get real! 

I don’t mean to turn this into the “Hate Kate” site, but c’mon lady.

What do you expect?  Be a parent!  Be, I don’t know, less self-absorbed.

She told Vanity Fair she is “trying to give them the grace to see, if they’re acting out of line, I’m trying to look deeper in why that is.” 

Ok, the hair dye has seeped into the brain cells.  I really don’t think she has that many to spare.

Really…trying to give them grace to see…my Mother had a way of doing that.  She let me know right away that I was acting out of line.  There was no time for me to study it, I learned PRONTO!

But then, my Mother didn’t slap me on a REALITY TV show, and plaster my face and hers all over US, People, and Vanity Fair.

Ms. Gosselin also said, when asked how the kids are dealing with Jon being gone,  ”Miss him. They say they miss him. I imagine they say the same thing when I’m away.”

This woman can put body language in a magazine article!  Even I get the snide and snippy content there.  “They SAY they miss him.”  He’s their Daddy, lady, he may be a total “DB” but of course they miss him!

In the  interview, Gosselin, 34, also talks “excitedly” about guest-hosting The View and her potential future in television. “It comes to me very easily when I’m doing TV . . . I laugh that people are like, ‘Oh, that must be so hard.’ To me it’s so very easy!”

Of course it’s easy for her.  She’s not only a virago, harridan, and nag, she’s GreedyMedia Junkie !

But let’s get back to the kids.

They may be actin’ out, but they ain’t misbehavin’. 

This should surprise no one!

They’re behaving as well as should be expected!

Oh yes,

DFACS, where the heck are you!

Well now, Aah-nold is upset with the princess bride!

I know this happened yesterday, and it’s already old news, but it is an issue.

DWT.

Driving while talking (on the phone).

GUILTY!

Just call me Maria.

Maria Shriver, wife of the California Govenor, Niece of JFK, Teddy, and Bobby, and daughter of Eunice Shriver (whom I really like, thanks for the Special Olympics!!), was caught by the “incredibly reliable source” of TMZ talking on her cell phone while driving WITHOUT A HEADSET.  (TMZ, the TV gossip show, to which I’m secretly addicted, but will lie and deny ever having seen it from here on.)

OH – MY-  COW!

Oh, and they have evidence.

This could get sticky.

AP news source is reporting that the Gov. is “calling out his wife” (hopefully, not while she’s driving) for violating what he signed into law. 

Well now, I guess all marriages aren’t perfect.

Apparently.statewide there is a $20 fine for the first offense.  It escalates (oh..she was driving and Escalade, BTW) from there.  However, in Brentwood, where they live, the fine is $93 and the second one $201.  (And yes, it costs more to do everything in Brentwood.)

How will she pay it? – I suppose all those Hollywood types could take a few bucks from the “Roman Polanski Defense Fund” (yes, there really is one.) and hurl it Maria’s way.

On his Twitter (love it) feed, Gov. S. said that “there would be swift action.”

His spokesman translated that for the public as meaning, “he’ll ask her to stop talking on the phone while driving”.

Well duh!

For the Love of Liz Taylor, don’t you think someone who makes $20 million dollars a movie could afford to buy his wife a Bluetooth?

C’mon Arnie, pony up!

(and to the rest of you out there, practice “safe phone”…don’t talk and drive, unless it’s hands-free!)