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I really hate Regis Philbin.

I mean, really, really, really, hate him.

It’s all his fault!

If it wasn’t for him and that AWFUL “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” we would never have been subjected to the scary, snake and snail eating, exhibitionistic, back-stabbing  Tribes of  “Survivor”.

It Sucks!

And what about those briefcases over on  ”Deal Or No Deal?  Can someone PLEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me how Howie Mandel got his own TV show

Badly Bald

and I did not? 

Beautifully Bald!

I mean, really people, c’mon.

And who thought 25 golddiggers vying for the for the five carat Harry Winston heart of an over tanned (and that’s a lot coming from me) over pumped, over self aggrandized “batchelor” (or vice versa) would be a hit? 

Really, Melissa may have gotten her heart broken, but at least she did get to go on a REAL TV show.

Then there is “The Biggest Loser”.  Excuse me, but 400 pound has beens have their own TV show…what’s happening in Hollywood?

Joan Rivers and Donald Trump; haven’t we seen enough of them?

And Jon and Hate Kate Plus Eight, haven’t we seen enough of her them?

And what about Dr. Drew?  Heidi Fliess, bad girl, bad face lift, bad language, bad drug habit.

Who needs it?

Sometimes I long for Miss Kitty, we all knew she was a hooker, but Matt loved her anyway. 

Well, Howdy Madam!

And what about the Cartwright boys?

BONANZA!

Where are shows like that?

I could go on, but I have to set my TiVo for real shows.

I just hate it when “American Idol” comes on at the same time as “Dancing With The Stars”

This Just In…

…sorry, I can’t resist this…

From Beautiful Downtown Norcross, GA (just outside of the ATL)

HAPPY NUDE YEAR!

Hope your new year is a good one!!!

UP

…it just keeps getting better.

Cheerleaders can be so mean

From party crasher to cheer camp sneak in…

Prior to her gutsy and glamorous White House caper, Michaele decided she wanted to fufill that High School dream from days of yore.  She snuck into a Cheerleader reunion, and pretended to be a former NFL Washington Redskins Cheerleader.

REDSKINS REUNION

Now, there’s a claim to fame!

This gal is better than Bond.  She actually made it into the Redskins Reunion!  And she actually performed at FedEx Field during halftime of the Redskins-St. Louis Rams game Sept. 20 with a group of 150 former Redskins cheerleaders.

WOW!

Her rehearsals with the group were filmed by the crew from the ”The Real Housewives of D.C., according to her hubby Taleq.

Many of the REAL former cheerleaders said she drew a lot of attention because of the crew.  And she got a lot of attention because no one knew who she was nor remembered her from the Cheery days gone by.

I’m sure they were all asking themselves just how much coke they did back in the day.

The first clue - she couldn’t do the routines.  Well DOH!

She was never a cheerleader.

But the clincher was her inablilty to perform the routine to the Redskins Fight Song, “Hail To The Redskins”. 

C’mon, even the drunkest Redskins fan can do that!

When asked who the choreographer was when she was ‘cheering’ , Michaele couldn’t remember.

These girls are slow…clue afte clue after clue, and no one said…who is she?

Once the White House State Dinner thing broke, some of the girls were sitting around at the Former Cheerleader Bar and Grill  and decided to “check that broad out”.

What they found out…she was never at an audition, never at a game, and never performed as an Redskins Cheerleader. 

Boy are those girls pissed!

The Washington Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association (seriously, there is one) lists Salahi on its membership roster and indicates that she was a cheerleader during 1991 season under her nickname and maiden name, Missy Holt. 

How she got on there we’ll never know, she was unable to supply any proof when asked for it by the group. 

The group’s president, Terri Lamb, said Wednesday, “We have no record that she ever was a Redskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi’s request and based on her misrepresentation to us.”  After fibbing her way onto the field, she was able to perform two other times prior to the most recent one.  

Yet still,  NO ONE ASKED WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON?

Bright, bright, bunch.

When the film crew showed up, all the other cheerleaders had to sign confidentialty form…

And no one asked.

Salahi was late to practice.

And no one asked.

She caused some disruption.  Ya think?

And no one asked.

She was wearing a mike.

And no one asked.

When the film crew asked the Michaele be moved up front, Sheryl Olecheck, the lady in charge said no because, “she was too tall, and couldn’t dance”.

And no one asked.

Olecheck said she was unnerved with the whole event. “It takes a lot of time and heart and practice to be a Redskins cheerleader,” she said. “It’s really a privilege to wear the burgundy and gold .  So I’m resentful. . . . For her to get out there and think she can just shake her pompoms is upsetting.”

Well, I suppose it is!

Now Ah-nold’s InTrouble…

Ya just gotta’ love those people at TMZ…they won’t let the Schwarzeneggers alone now will they?  Only a month ago, they caught the Califonia First Lady in the act of DWT  (driving while talking on her cell phone), and this week, they calught The Governator parking his Porsche in a red zone.

NON GREEN CAR IN A RED ZONE
One report says he was ticked, but he wasn’t. 
His spokesperson “declined comment”. 
Hmmmmm.

The ticket would have been about 90 bucks.

I think he can afford it.

Earlier in the week the Gov was on Leno chatting it up about “green cars”, and his commitment ot promoting green vehicles.

Are Porches in that? 

I don’t think so Arnie!!

He also told Jay he’d not had a speeding ticket in six years…parking tickets were not mentioned.

Back to Maria for a second, it seems that after hanging up from her cell phone, the first lady parked her Escalade (again, not a green car) in a red zone as well.   Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Governor S. says the his red zone parking was a mistake, he didn’t see it.   What, California doesn’t have vision?

“No one’s perfect, not even me.”, he offered.

I guess since it’s Thanksgiving week, ‘His Austrian Oakness’ can be thankful that they both weren’t ticketed (if he really was) …that 90 bucks thing can add up.

I guess  you CAN  break the law if you have the money!