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Miley Cyrus has been named the “worst influence on teens” this year.


Miley Cyrus?

Bad Girl!

So, she smoked some salvia, I’m not condoning it, but I’m sure there are worse things.  Salvia is an halucinogenic plant from the state of Oaxaca, Mexico and his been used by “diviners” and “witch doctors” for years.

Those Zapotecs were craaaaaaaaaazeeeeeeeee!

Ok, Miley, that’s not a good idea, and it’s not a good influence.  Her friends in a video keep telling her to take a bigger hit; they’re not a good influence either.

Miley doesn’t claim to be a role model, but she is, and she does have some responsibilities.

She says…“My job isn’t to tell your kids how to act or how not to act because I’m still figuring that out for myself,” in the February issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

So, maybe Miley’s not the best influence, but surely there are worse.

How about Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”?

“…let’s go all the way tonight, no regrets, only love…”

Now that’s great advice pumped into your teenage daughter’s ears via IPOD!


Or Lady GagGag’s “Bad Romance”…”…I want your ugly, I want your disease, I want your everything as long as it’s free…”

Lady Gag Gag

No thanks.

Then of course, there’s Cee Lo Green’s “F You”!

Cee Lo Green

What?  Was it recorded at an Ohio State v. Michigan game?

And there’s Ke$ha’s lyric…”…Got that glitter on my eyes stockings ripped all up the side looking sick and sexy-fied.  So let’s go-oh-oh, let’s go! ”  We all know where.


But, at least she’s “got Jesus on her neck a lace”!

And we can’t leave out Rihanna’s “Say My Name”…”…good weed, good wine…not everybody knows how to work my body, knows how to make me want it…let’s explore your talent…I wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me…”  It get’s worse. 


Petula Clark should really be pissed by now!

Petula Clark

And so should we.

Miley doesn’t look so bad anymore, now does she?

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