Gary Graber of Gastonia, NC was arrested for shop-lifting at THE DOLLAR TREE!
Ok, I could stop right there and it would be quite enough. I mean, after all, they call it The Dollar Tree for a reason!
But alas, the story gets better.
He, so say the police, stole a charm from a package that had an anti-theft device.
To hide his crime, he tried to swallow it.
But…wait for it…he threw it back UP!
The police UPon arresting him also found marijuana and pills!
One of my many maxims is, “Never commit two crimes at one time.”
So, congrats Gary!
You’re the Redneck Latte Ravings Ass Of The Week!