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…it just keeps getting better.

Cheerleaders can be so mean

From party crasher to cheer camp sneak in…

Prior to her gutsy and glamorous White House caper, Michaele decided she wanted to fufill that High School dream from days of yore.  She snuck into a Cheerleader reunion, and pretended to be a former NFL Washington Redskins Cheerleader.


Now, there’s a claim to fame!

This gal is better than Bond.  She actually made it into the Redskins Reunion!  And she actually performed at FedEx Field during halftime of the Redskins-St. Louis Rams game Sept. 20 with a group of 150 former Redskins cheerleaders.


Her rehearsals with the group were filmed by the crew from the “The Real Housewives of D.C., according to her hubby Taleq.

Many of the REAL former cheerleaders said she drew a lot of attention because of the crew.  And she got a lot of attention because no one knew who she was nor remembered her from the Cheery days gone by.

I’m sure they were all asking themselves just how much coke they did back in the day.

The first clue – she couldn’t do the routines.  Well DOH!

She was never a cheerleader.

But the clincher was her inablilty to perform the routine to the Redskins Fight Song, “Hail To The Redskins”. 

C’mon, even the drunkest Redskins fan can do that!

When asked who the choreographer was when she was ‘cheering’ , Michaele couldn’t remember.

These girls are slow…clue afte clue after clue, and no one said…who is she?

Once the White House State Dinner thing broke, some of the girls were sitting around at the Former Cheerleader Bar and Grill  and decided to “check that broad out”.

What they found out…she was never at an audition, never at a game, and never performed as an Redskins Cheerleader. 

Boy are those girls pissed!

The Washington Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association (seriously, there is one) lists Salahi on its membership roster and indicates that she was a cheerleader during 1991 season under her nickname and maiden name, Missy Holt. 

How she got on there we’ll never know, she was unable to supply any proof when asked for it by the group. 

The group’s president, Terri Lamb, said Wednesday, “We have no record that she ever was a Redskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi’s request and based on her misrepresentation to us.”  After fibbing her way onto the field, she was able to perform two other times prior to the most recent one.  


Bright, bright, bunch.

When the film crew showed up, all the other cheerleaders had to sign confidentialty form…

And no one asked.

Salahi was late to practice.

And no one asked.

She caused some disruption.  Ya think?

And no one asked.

She was wearing a mike.

And no one asked.

When the film crew asked the Michaele be moved up front, Sheryl Olecheck, the lady in charge said no because, “she was too tall, and couldn’t dance”.

And no one asked.

Olecheck said she was unnerved with the whole event. “It takes a lot of time and heart and practice to be a Redskins cheerleader,” she said. “It’s really a privilege to wear the burgundy and gold .  So I’m resentful. . . . For her to get out there and think she can just shake her pompoms is upsetting.”

Well, I suppose it is!

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