Is anyone else out there as disturbed by the new Colonel Sanders as I am?

The ads keep getting creepier and creepier.

Billy Zane, the bad guy from Titanic is the latest to play the deep fat fry king we’ve all secretly loved for years.

Zane will be remember forever as the azzwipe Caledon Hadley, Rose’s fiance and Jack’s nemesis in the three day film.

OK, so it was four hours.

Back to the Colonel.

The ads, they’ve got to stop!

So, what made me think of this?

Well, other than the fact that he ads creep me out beyond belief, Mother’s Day is KFC’s busiest day of the year.

Seriously, Dads?

You can do better than that!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who read this stuff!