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Well, it’s here again, that horrid time of year we call Christmas.

People expect me to bake.

Make Candy.

Shop.

Spend money.

And make a Christmas list.

I don’t need much, and the things I do need and want are practical, but more money than anyone would want to spend, or should spend for that matter.

For instance, I’ll be needing new tires in the next 12 months or so, so why not a gift card to Kauffman’s?

Tires

I want one of those commercial leaf blowers.  With 80 trees and all…it’d come in handy!

Leaf blower

And how about my outdated kitchen?  I’d love a new kitchen, or at least a new stove.

Double oven

After all, you do expect me to bake…and make candy.

And when I do, I can put it on my square cake plate.

The Cake Plate

You can remove that from the list!

And of course, I still want world peace.

world peace please

 

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