Archive for August, 2013

AOTW

Well, there’s Assad of Syria.

That idiot judge in Montana who gave a 31 day sentence to a rapist.

And there’s Caligula.

It’s his birthday, so he wins.

Caligula

He was born in 12 AD.

Just for shizzles and grins, he threw an entire section of the audience into the arena to be eaten by animals because there were no criminals to kill, and he was bored.

He murdered on a whim.

Thought himself a god and made people call him Jupiter – as if Caligula wasn’t bad enough.

He slept with other men’s wives and bragged about it.

He took public funds away from the ‘feed the hungry’ program and built a bridge causing starvation in Rome.

He made his horse, Incitatus a consul and appointed him as a priest.

He slept with three of his sisters and then pimped them out to other men who couldn’t refuse if they had wanted to do so.

Yeah, he wins!

Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies…

…grow UP to be slutty looking twerky skanks!

Ok, so that’s not the way the song goes.  Mea culpa.

I really tried to stay out of this one, and since my post yesterday ticked off more than a few of my readers, I’m hesitant to opine on this, but I feel I must.

Stop bitching about the war on women if you’re going to get on the stage shake your A$$ and simulate ‘nik-nik’ in public.

Miley Twerking

Miley Cyrus of course wins AOTW for this one, both literally and figuratively.

The VMAs have become trashy enough with all the swearing, sexual innuendo, and in-sincere TYJs.

I’m over it.

But, as skanky as Miley looked, she’s not the only one.

Beyonce, Lil’ Kim, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, Shakira, Britney and Rhianna all get UP on the stage and make a mockery of women.

Some of them are mothers!  Going beyond “what would your dad think”, ladies, what would your kids think?

Stop it.

If you’re tired of the objectification of women, stop objectifying women!

The hypocrisy is deafening!

Billy Ray must be so proud!

Looking back, I still blame it all on Madonna.  She started it, she made it acceptable, she made it main stream.

And looking back, Aretha never had to do that to sell a record, and neither did Diana Ross.

As my friend Mike says, “We live in a world with no class and no shame.”

And thanks to Miley and the rest, he’s right!

(If you miss the nik-nik reference, google Taxi, the TV show.)

 

Hell No, I Won’t Go!

That was the chant from those rabble rousing hippies back in my youth.  They were protesting the war in Viet Nam.

Well, we’re about to do something stupid in Syria, and frankly, I’m sick of it already.

We have Afghanas Nam, we have Iraq Nam, do we really need Syria Nam?

Yes, yes, I know.  The jackass running the place is killing his own people; gassing them for that matter.

Assad

That’s why they call it a civil war!

Viet Nam was a civil war.

Why should we spend a nickel on people who hate us already?  Let them duke it out.

No one came to the aid of England during its civil war.

No one came to either sides’ aid during our civil war.

Or the French Revolution – which was a civil war.

Or any of the coups around the world.

Why is it always us?

Sure, sure, if we stay out, Russia will pitch in and get a stronghold in the Middle East.

That ship sailed long ago.

And, if we started at the Eastern border of Israel and turned the entire area all the way to the Western border of India to a sand box, I could live with that!

No matter which side wins, which side we help, the winners will hate us.  Look at Egypt, look at Iran after we set the Shah in place, look around the world!

Save the money, stay home, fix something here!

G-Ross!

There’s an article on the internet about how often people change their sheets.

Really, this is news.

And, of course in the spirit of running with the story and the possibility that you may have missed it, I’ll give you the deets!

The Queen of sheets and other such household items, Martha Stewart, says one should change ones sheets at least once a week.

And, that is the norm for the majority of folks.

The survey also says that people between the ages of 35 and 50 are the ones most likely to obey the Martha and change the sheets once a week.

Married couples are more likely to change the sheets once a week, and the woman in the relationship usually does the washing.

Single women average once every 2.3 weeks.

Single men – well, not so much.

Change me!

The survey found that single men change their sheets 3 to 4 times PER YEAR!

Oh. My. Cow!

G-Ross!

No wonder he never asks you over!

clean sheets

And for the record, every Sunday morning when I roll out of bed, I strip the bed, put the sheets in the laundry, fix a Redneck Latte, and hit the gym.