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…it’s the New Year, 2013, a fresh start, a brand new slate.  People are making resolutions galore, and some are breaking them already.

So this year, since I’m so bad a making resolutions for myself, and I’m tired of people telling me what to do, I thought I’d make a few for some other people.

Yes, yes, I know, they didn’t ask, they probably have their own lists, but really, some folks just need a little help.

So, here are my top five resolutions for others.

For The Learning Channel:

TLC

Resolve to put a show on the air that will teach us something!  The Learning Channel, not the whacked UP, jacked UP, Amish Mafia, Honey Boo Boo, and other crap channel!

For Facebook:

Facebook

Resolve to stop changing crap all the time.  It’s too confusing, and while you’re at it, let me block Farmville again!

For the Mini-Van Stick Figure Making People:

Inbred

Stop it!  They’re annoying!

For the United States Congress:

Worthless

I resolve that you work more, get more done, come to terms, negotiate, compromise, come UP with a budget, and get your ‘you know what’ together.  And talk nice!

For the voting public of the United States:

voting public

 

I resolve that if the United States Congress doesn’t keep my resolution for them, that we vote them ALL out!

Frankly, Scarlett, I do give a damn, and I don’t think this is too much to ask!

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