…it’s the New Year, 2013, a fresh start, a brand new slate. People are making resolutions galore, and some are breaking them already.
So this year, since I’m so bad a making resolutions for myself, and I’m tired of people telling me what to do, I thought I’d make a few for some other people.
Yes, yes, I know, they didn’t ask, they probably have their own lists, but really, some folks just need a little help.
So, here are my top five resolutions for others.
For The Learning Channel:
Resolve to put a show on the air that will teach us something! The Learning Channel, not the whacked UP, jacked UP, Amish Mafia, Honey Boo Boo, and other crap channel!
Resolve to stop changing crap all the time. It’s too confusing, and while you’re at it, let me block Farmville again!
For the Mini-Van Stick Figure Making People:
Stop it! They’re annoying!
For the United States Congress:
I resolve that you work more, get more done, come to terms, negotiate, compromise, come UP with a budget, and get your ‘you know what’ together. And talk nice!
For the voting public of the United States:
I resolve that if the United States Congress doesn’t keep my resolution for them, that we vote them ALL out!
Frankly, Scarlett, I do give a damn, and I don’t think this is too much to ask!