Christmas will be here in fifteen days!
I just seems to sneak UP on me earlier every year. Of course, I’m done shopping. And my mantra is “if I can’t find it on line, at the convenience store or Kroger, you’re not gonna’ get it”.
But, for those of you out there who aren’t done, or have started, here are a few suggestions from the folks at Target, er Neiman Marcus, er what ever they’re called now that they are connected.
A Tory Burch Lunch Box for a mere $19.99.
Tracy Reese Dessert Plates 39.99.
Oscar de la Renta Tote 59.99.
Marc Jacobs Scarf 69.99.
Altuzarra Double Old Fashioned Glasses set of four 49.99.
Diane von Furstenberg Jewelry Box 49.99.
Looking at that crap brings UP a few questions. Who’s Tory Burch and why do we care? Hasn’t Vera Bradley done enough damage to fashion already? Do we really need a wannabe? And isn’t it hard to eat off ugly plates? Why screw UP a good dessert you slaved over with plates that look like someone threw UP on them?
And how can anything Oscar de la Renta cost sixty bucks? And who is going to carry a white bag in the winter, Labor Day was months ago, Oscar knows better!
As to a fifty dollar set of glasses, just how many old fashioneds can one make for fifty dollars? You can buy more liquor if you use Dixie Cups!
How about that Marc Jacobs
my ass scarf? No scarf is worth $69.99! And is the economy really so bad that the head designer for Louis Vuitton has to peddle his wares at Target?
And I can guarantee you Diane von Furstenberg isn’t storing HER jewelry in a $49 plastic jewelry box!
Oh, it just hit me…all that crap that Neiman’s can’t sell at Last Call…they’re shipping it Target!
Really, please tell me no one is falling for this?