Archive for November, 2011

Really, who’s not wearing them today?

Walk, jog, run it off!

Day after Thanksgiving, added pounds, the start of the Christmas Season.

Yeah, it’s Christmas, not the holiday season.

And it’s stretchypantwaistband season too!

The average American gains 5 to 10 pounds over the holidays.  Five to ten pounds!  So, unless you take that off in January, over a period of 30 years, you’ll add 150 to 300 pounds to your frame.

Ouch!

But, back to stretch pants.  And by stretch pants, I mean draw-string jogging pants.  So, on this day after turkey day, get out there and jog that dressing off.

Today, jogging suits aren’t a fashion faux pas!

A Thanksgiving Proposal…

As a child, you never think of the adults around you as children, or teens, or young people at all.  Or lovers!

Hazel 15, Alonzo 19

But they were.

Mother and Hazel have been neighbors since August 1, 1959.

They were both married to their respective husbands for over 70 years.

They’ve been good friends and good neighbors.

They’re not Spring Chickens these days; both of them are in their 90s.

But they weren’t always Senior Citizens.

When I go back to Germantown to visit, I always walk across the street and catch UP with Hazel.

It’s funny, we’ve always called her that, she insisted.  It wasn’t Mrs. Slone, she’d have none of that, and even though her husband was our elementary school principal, we called her Hazel.

The last time I was UP there, I noticed a picture on the TV.  I’d never seen the picture before, and asked, “Is that you and Mr. Slone?”

She grinned her big smile, a wonderful one, and said,”Yes, he was 19, I was 15.”

It was the summer before he left for college.  Mr. Slone went to Morehead College in Kentucky.  He ended UP with a BS and a Masters, and was the elementary principal at Germantown from 1951 through 1966.  He left the Germantown School system and went to Miamisburg Elementary where he taught and was the Principal as well.  He was a WW II Air Force Veteran, a dad, a grandfather, and a husband.  He was also a great neighbor to Mother and Daddy for over 50 years.

That’s the Mr. Slone I knew.

Hazel was from Kentucky as well.  Like I said, she never let us call her Mrs. Slone.  Mother just couldn’t stand that, but eventually gave in.  Hazel gave all the boys buzz cuts in the summers before the Beatles hit the Colonies;  every boy on Pollyanna Avenue looked like a little marine.

She also sat on the front stoop of her house and gave all of us advance notice of who our elementary teachers would be for the next year.  We were all special to her, we were Pollyanna kids, and she knew all of us, all about us, and would on occasion, ’straighten us out’.

That’s the Hazel I knew.

But, before she was a grown UP, a neighbor, a mom and all that, she was a pretty 15 year old country girl in love with a smart, good looking Kentucky boy.

While I was  holding the picture, thinking “I HAVE to get a copy of this!!”, she said, “He proposed four times before I said yes.”

I asked her why four times?  What was the delay?

She was waiting for him to ask her dad for her hand.

Yes, Virginia, people used to do that.

And Hazel wanted him to do it right.

She went on to describe the cold, rainy, wet, winter Thanksgiving night that Mr. Slone rode his horse into her dad’s barn and asked for her hand.

Barn

He was home from College on break.  Yes, he was on a  horse!  She said he came into the barn, rain dripping from his slicker and hat, and asked Mr. White, Hazel’s dad if he could marry his daughter.

Mr. White, being a man of few words, and good sense, muttered something like, “It’s about time.”  Mr. Slone took it as a yes.

And of course, you know the end of the story, she said yes, they were married for over 70 years, had three children, and impacted the lives of hundreds of kids in Germantown, not just the ones on Pollyanna Avenue.

It makes you think.

Behind every wrinkled face of every older couple, there’s a story.  And it’s usually a love story.  So, my proposal today is be thankful, not just this Thanksgiving Day, but always, for the one you love, the one who loves you, and the joy you share.

Just be like Mr. Slone and Hazel.

Don’t Knock The Jukebox

Today is supposed to be the anniversary of the first jukebox installation in the US.

First Jukebox at Palais Royal Saloon in Sanfrancisco

San Fransisco, California, 1889!  It had listening tubes, as you can see above.

The Palais Royal Saloon

The Palais Royal was a pretty classy place in its day.  It’s gone now, but its place in history remains.

But back to the jukebox.

Yee Haw!

I mean really, what’s the Waffle House without a jukebox?

Waffle House Jukebox Menu

The original jukes were coin operated music boxes and player pianos.

In 1890, Louis Glass and William S. Arnold invented the nickel-in-the-slot phonograph.  It is considered the FIRST jukebox.  It was an Edison Class M Electric Phonograph which had a device patented under the name of Coin Operated Attachment for Phonograph. Since that was too long for drunk people to say, you know, “Hey, Mable, slip a nickle into the Coin Operated Attachment for Phonograph and B-17!”, a new name was needed.

Sooooo, the boxes were called jukes after the juke joints where they first appeared.  Eventually, they were everywhere.

The word juke comes from Gullah, a dialect and a people of African descent who live in the low lying areas of South Carolina and Georgia.  So, from all the Georgians here, “You’re welcome!”

Juke itself means “rowdy, disorderly, or wicked.

Again, “You’re welcome.”

The juke joints were wild, boisterous places where people drank, partied, hooked-UP, and fought.

I completely understand the fights.  I want to kick some ass every time someone plays a Surgarland song…seriously, who doesn’t?

Jukeboxes used real 45s until CDs came out.  It was a huge leap in technology, one that is kinda sad, the old jukes were fun to watch.  You know, the arm selected your record, dropped the record, and then played the song.  Now, push, play, no magic!

Most jukeboxes today are found in old fashioned diners, bars, and of course, Waffle Houses.  Years ago, they were everywhere.  They were big in military barracks, laundromats, diners, and many restaurants – well, at least those who were too cheap to provide live music.

Teeny Bopper at the jukebox

Daddy rarely, as in never, let us play the jukebox at Wampler’s out on Route 4.  He was convinced the Mafia had a hold on the jukebox industry, and refused to allow us to further their ill-gotten gain.

He was probably right.  The music industry was riddled with crime, graft, and organized crime in the 40s, 50s, and 60s.

But, frankly, I think the real reason was he just hated Rock and Roll.

Daddy was not a rocker!

I used to love to flip the ‘pages’ in the adjunct jukebox controllers on the table.  And when I could, I played every Supremes song on there.  If Judy was there, it was Elvis.

Diner with jukeboxes on tables...look to the right!

Of course, with iPods, MP3s, and the like, jukeboxes are nearly a thing of the past.  Bars and Waffle Houses being two hold outs.

So, if you’re dining at an establishment with a jukebox, drop a quarter in, it’ll bring back memories of happy, simple times, smiling faces, teeny-boppers, and great music, even if they play Sugarland!

Boo Hiss!

I had something else planned for today.  It was a happier post, but after a little thought, I decided to weigh in on the recent display of crass behavior at The Homestead Race Track in Florida over the weekend.

It wasn’t just the usual drunk, dumbass display of douceyosity, it was decidedly dastardly.

I’m talking about the booing of the First Lady and Dr. Biden.

Well, that was tacky!

It’s equally as tacky behavior as that of the people at President Obama’s inauguration who sang “Hey, hey, nah, nah, goodbye” when 12 PM struck, and President Bush was out of office.

Really, I may not agree with every thing their husbands purport or believe, I may not agree with all the policies of the current administration, but Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are still the wives of The President and The Vice President, and should be treated accordingly.

And on top of that, they are women, human beings; both deserving of respect for their service to the country, their role as mothers, and their role as strong women who – again, you don’t have to agree with them – are trying to do what is right, proper and correct.

Now, I’m a bit of a NASCAR enthusiast, and a car nut; so, as a NASCAR fan, and a Tony Stewart fan, I was ashamed of the folks who took part in the bad behavior.

Not everyone there booed.

But the fact that any did is appalling, shameful, and a real testament to the low level of civility in our Country right now.

Mrs. Obama and Dr. Biden were there to support their charity, which supports finding jobs for VETERANS!

Don’t high five the troops, if you’re going to boo the wife of the Commander In Chief!

Knock it off!

Shut UP!

Stop it!

I can honestly say, with the exception of some blind, dumbass, referees at Brookwood Football Games, I have never booed anyone.

I don’t plan to, and I don’t think anyone should!

Class UP!

NASCAR is a  multi-billion dollar entertainment source watched by millions of people, and not just those in the USA.

It was an embarrassment to the sport, the fans, and our Country.

And it was shameful.