Archive for November, 2011

Bringin’ Classy Back

The one and only, JT, Justin Timberlake of N’SYNC fame brought classy back this past week when he attended the Marine Corps Ball with combat instructor Kelsy De Santis.

He said he was moved by the occasion and was glad to be among some of his heroes.  He also said it was interesting that many of them were SOOOO younger than he is.  JT turned the big Three-OH this year.

Bring' Classy Back!

He said he had a good time.  Ok, there was no crack, no hookers, and no Hollywood starlets throwing themselves at the superstar, but, the Marines are sacrificing for our country, so why shouldn’t he?

I’m glad he went, I’m glad he had a good time, and it’s very nice to see Hollywood supporting our troops even if they don’t support the wars in which they are fighting.  This is very, very different from the Hollywood of Viet Nam.

But, Hollywood wasn’t always anti-war, anti-GI.

We’ll start with Bob Hope.  Bob Hope took the USO to more wars than anyone else.  He took along Hollywood beauties, comedians, bands, and he entertained our troops no matter where they were.  And frankly, I don’t think anyone ever really knew, or knows now, how he felt about the war, the President, or the government.  He didn’t much say!

During WW II, Robert Montgomery, Ronald Reagan, Wayne Morris, James Arness, Jimmy Stewart, Jason Robards, Neville Brand, Audie Murphy, and Ed McMahon all served in one way or another.

Marshall Dillion before Gunsmoke!

Even Desi Arnaz loved Lucy enough to enlist!

Desi and Lucy!

Clark Gable, the King of Hollywood at the time and past the draft age, enlisted in the AAF as a private.  He eventually went to OCS and graduated as a Second Lieutenant.  He wasn’t the only big star to stop working in Hollywood and enlist. Henry Fonda joined the Navy;  Lee Powell, the first Lone Ranger, and Sterling Hayden were Marines.

The list goes on:  Charlton Heston, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Durning Jr, Charles Bronson, Glenn Ford, George C. Scott, Eddie Albert, Lee Marvin, John Russell, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr, Tyrone Power, Scotty from Star Trek – James Doohan, Alec Guiness, David Niven, Dashiell Hammett who was later blacklisted in the Hollywood HUAC mess, Rex Harrison, William Holden, and Brian Keith.  It’s an endless list, and includes writers, directors, actors and other Hollywood occupations.

Brian Keith on your left!

That’s just the men!

Martha Raye, Judy Garland, Jeannette McDonald sang for the boys, and Nancy Culp, the orignal Miss Hathaway of the Beverly Hillbillies was a WAVE Lieutenant.

Nancy Culp

Carole Lombard died serving her country selling War Bonds.  Her TWA commercial plane crashed on they way home from Indiana to Hollywood.

And, then, there was the Hollywood Canteen!

Not just the movie, the real thing.

The Canteen provided food, drink and dancing for Allied service men and women of all branches.  FREE!  People were thankful for what the soldiers were doing.

Spearheaded by Bette Davis, Bette DavisJohn Garfield, John Garfieldand Jules Stein. Jules SteinHollywood came together to support the troops.  The guilds and unions donated the work, materials and money to construct it, and stars volunteered time to wait tables, cook, clean UP and entertain.  Bette Davis spent a great deal of time there, and dragged her friends in to cheer UP the troops. A soldier might look UP and see Rita Hayworth as his waitress, Rita HayworthRoddy McDowell busing tables, Roddy McDowellBogart behind the bar, Bogeyand Red Skelton Red Skeltonintroducing Sinatra as the next act. Early Sinatra! By the time the Canteen closed its doors, nearly three million servicemen and women had been there.

Again, FREE!

I’m glad Justin Timberlake went to the Marine Corps Ball and I’m glad Mila Kunis went to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, NC with Sgt. Scott Moore!  They’re bringin’ classy back.

Mila Kunis

And I think Jane Fonda should take a Viet Nam veteran to lunch…every day…for the rest of her life!

Ann Arbor Is STILL A Whore!

OK, so I’m a little PEOED about the Ohio State loss to the university that plays in the Big House in the city mentioned above this weekend.

And frankly, as much as I should say we should let them win one once in a while, I can’t.  They should never win.  And OSU can be proud of the fact that it took them nearly ten years to win one!

Football IS football because of Ohio State and The School in Ann Arbor.  THE biggest rivalry ever, and everybody who’s anybody wants to be a Buckeye or a what ever they are UP in the hand shaped state.

But, there is good news, a light at the end of the tunnel, more power coming over the ‘trestle’, because there is truly going to be Urban renewal in Columbus, Ohio this Fall.

Championship Coach!

Urban Meyer, former coach of the Gators will take the helm for the Buckeyes next season.  Now, I’m not a Gator Hater as some would think, but I’m a bit of a Bulldog fan since – duh – I live in Georgia.

I’m very, very happy about this.

Now maybe I don’t have to listen to SEC, SEC, SEC, SEC all the time.  Really, SEC fans drive me crazy.  They hate each other until one of them has to play a BIG 10 school, then it’s “go SEC, we don’t care if we didn’t get to go, just so one of us did.”

Fans are FANS.  It comes from the word fanatic, which means:  a person with extreme enthusiasm or zeal.  You know, Tea Party, Occupy Wall Street, Democrats, Republicans, Most Religions, Lady GaGa devotees, and Palinites!  Most people usually associate the word with religion or politics;  frankly, because they’ve never lived in the South, nor are they an OHIO STATE fan.

Yes, I know, we’re obnoxious.

But, back to Urban.

Meyer is a championship coach free from much of the drama other coaches have experienced.  Yes, I know there were some bad gators, but there are naughty people every where, and spoiled players often take advantage of things handed to them and show their greed.

That aside, Meyer can coach!

And he can win.

So, this is good.

And as a Buckeye fan from waaaaaaay back, I’m happy.  I went to Ohio State, what a week that was, and am proud to say so.

Maybe, just maybe, next season will see some true Urban Renewal!

At least all us Ohio State Nuts can hope so!

Black Monday

Aren’t they all?

I know, I could stop right there, but you know I won’t.

Black Friday, Cyber Monday, shop, shop, shop…really, is it worth it?

I wonder.   Pepper spraying shoppers, looters, blood, mayhem…who needs it?

Not me.

I don’t shop that much anyway, and fighting a crowd for discounted soon to be out of date electronics isn’t my cup of tea.

I used to shop, I used to love to shop.  And, frankly, I was a good shopper.

With Christmas only 28 days away – arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! – the shopping drama is heating UP.

There were reported shooting, stabbings, and blood spattered merchandise.

Stay Back!

Does little Cindy really need that Cabbage Patch Doll so badly?

And that BB gun, we all know you’ll put your eye out!

I won’t be out there.

If I can’t find what you want at the gas station, Kroger, the liquor store, or on line, well, you’re just not gonna’ get it!

But have a happy shopping experience anyway, and please, don’t mace anyone!

What’s That In Your Eye?

Meet our Ass of the week!

Or better yet, help the LAPD police find her.

Black Friday greed at its best was displayed when a woman at a Wal-Mart sprayed pepper spray over the items she wanted.  She was trying to keep other shoppers away from the things she wanted.  Nice, really nice.

According to Lt. Abel Parga, twenty people were injured according to the local police.  Most of the injuries were from the stampede caused by the moron with the mace.   (I cleaned that UP, I really had a much better line, but nowadays, the ‘b’ word is just so misunderstood!)

She remains ‘at-large’.

Oh well, maybe she’ll wind UP on the the People of Wal-Mart site, but hopefully, she will wind UP on the LAPD mugshot site!

Greed is NOT good, and now it’s dangerous.  So, when your eyes clear, and you see her, call 911!  This girl needs to Occupy the Graybar Motel!