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Authorities in Atlanta, i.e. the Po-Po, say the number of Waffle House robberies in the past two weeks is now 18.

Home Sweet Home!

OK, this crap’s gotta stop!

Seriously, I’m a at Waffle House EVERYDAY!

Everyday.

Last Friday, the Waffle House at U.S. 78 and Rockbridge Road near Stone Mountain in Gwinnett was robbed at gunpoint, according to Gwinnett police spokesman Cpl. Edwin Ritter.

This is about seven miles from my house, thankfully, there are forty-leven other WHs before that one.

Reports show the spree of robberies also includes cases in Auburn, Ala. and LaGrange, Ga.

Grogan says the suspects tend to strike between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m., typically the slowest times at the restaurants, and the most interesting I might add, when they will place a to-go order.  He said that when the cash register is opened, a gun comes out.

Now, I’ve been in thousands of Waffle Houses, and I’m quite sure the fire-arms of the robbing scum trash aren’t the only heat in the place.

At least, not at 2 in the morning!

Waffle House officials are offering a $2,500 reward for the arrest and conviction of two men with a taste for Redneck Lattes and robbing the restaurants across metro Atlanta.

$2500!  Are they kidding?  That’s outrageous!  This is serious business!  UP the ante boys, and catch these butt-wipes!  I don’t want to have to dig my “carry permit” out!

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