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…ain’t ya’ just wonderin’ who will be the first to see Elvis baggin’ bin Laden’s groceries down at the Piggly Wiggly?

Down home, down the street!

It’s already starting.  bin Laden isn’t dead, it was a campaign stunt, just another conspiracy by the government to keep us in check.

Just like the moon landing, which some say never happened, the death of bin Laden is already being denied as much as the death of Elvis.

Now, Elvis has supposedly been dead for nearly 34 years, bin Laden for a few days, but there are those who are sure neither is gone.

I am sure there are conspirators a plenty in the world, but seriously people, get a grip…everyone knows Elvis works at a bowling alley in Kenosha!!

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