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but will it?

Last, that is.

The world’s most famous bachelor, founder of Playboy Magazine, and World Wide Bunny Hopper, Pajama Clad Hugh Hefner has found ‘true love’ at last.

He tweeted last week that, “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.  When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”

Hef later tweeted…he’s just so darn 21st Century…”Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it.  A very merry Christmas to all.”

Well, Congratulations.  I guess.

Barf!

And pardon me while I hurl!

He’s 84, she’s 24.

What’s 60 years when it’s true love?

The “blushing” bride-to-be is Crystal Harris. former Playmate.

The ink on his last divorce is barely dry, he dumped Kimberly Conrad, also a former Playmate,  last year.

Now, UP is all for romance, true love, and happy every after, and I rarely question love, since I’m always amazed that anyone ever fell in love with me, but c’mon. 

This is just gross.

He’s shed more skin than she’s shown.

What do they have in common?  He had voted in 39 elections before she was born.

He has a daughter MY AGE!

And I have a daughter who’s Crystal’s age.

I’m just wondering which will be tighter, the pre-nup of Joan Rivers’ next face lift?

Speaking of face lifts, Hugh could use one.

Mr. Wrinkles

Of course Holly Madison is all in a snit.  She’s been trying to get Hef to tie the knot with her for years and was none to shy about it on the “hit” TV reality show, “The Girls Next Door.” 

This will be Hef’s third marriage.

Well, you know they say, “The third time’s the charm.”

I think I need some Pepto!

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