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…this time to Ryan Reynolds.

Not me!

People magazine has been publishing its “Sexiest Man Alive” issue for 25 years.  Wednesday evening, the beautiful but untalented Kim Kardashian hosted an inside look into the selection process.

It was interesting, she was not.

Kim K!

Sorry Papa K, she’s just lucky she’s hotter than smoke.

The process was interesting, the show was…not so much.

Essentially, a group of people sit around a room, throw out a bunch of names of hot and popular men and go from there.   They go to the street, ask some people who they think is the sexiest man alive and take all the “data” back.

It’s not a scientific poll.

The list in the past, which started with a 29 year old Mel Gibson before he had pissed most of the world off, includes George Clooney, Pierce Brosnan, Johnny Depp, Matt Damon, Harry Hamlin, Denzel Washington, JFK, Jr., Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Matthew McConaughey and others.

But alas, no ME!

Seriously People what gives?

I work out, I tan, I have good…ish taste, I’m internationally known, I have my own blog.

What more do I need?

I don’t know what’s wrong with the folks at People magazine, after all, they gave the award to Sean Connery in 1989 when he was 59, and as you know, I’m often mistaken for him!

Him…

Him

Me…

Me

Heck, I’m almost 59, and with all I got goin’ for me…what else do I have to do?  Stand on my head?

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