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That’s right, Kurtwood Smith is 67 today!

Watch it, Dumbass!

His most famous role was of course, Red Foreman on That 70s Show, but Kurtwood Smith has a long “rap sheet” of movies you’ll recognize from A Time To Kill where he played a Klansman to Staying Alive in which he played a choreographer!  He’s done many more TV shows as well from the Family Guy to Medium!

But…

…he’s my favorite TV dad of all time, that’s right, you can forget Cosby, Danny Thomas, John Walton, and all the rest, Red Foreman is the best TV dad EVER!!

Here are some of his words of wisdom:

Bob’s always upset. He’s a little girl in big boy pants.

Eric, I’ve told you. Your job is to study hard, get good grades, get a scholarship, go to college and move away! End of discussion!

Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other!

What are you going to put put on your resume – dumbass?

That kid’s on dope!

Yes, I know it’s hard to hear with your head up your ass…

You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot is looking for a room!

And my favorite –

Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you? is because you’re a dumbass!

Happy Birthday Mr. Smith er Red!

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