Does This Coffee Make Me Look Fat?
Posted by PaulJul 7
You know me loves me coffee!
And I’m pretty particular about it.
Redneck Latte all the way…Goooooooo Waffle House.
I was cruising the internet recently and ran across some other coffees that might be yummy, but aren’t so great for you.
Let’s start with Dairy Queen -

Dairy Queen Caramel MooLatte.
Lovely to look at, and tasty I’m sure, but what’s in it?
870 Calories, 27 grams of fat, and 112 sugars.
Ouch! That’s three times the calories of a small chocolate ice cream cone.
Or this one - Baskin Robbins Cappuccino Blast Turtle.

This puppy has 960 calories, 37 grams of fat, and 75 sugars.
Moving on UP – and they don’t get any better -

Our friends at Krispy Kreme, and I do mean friends…the best donuts ever…make the Krispy Kreme Lotta Latte Chiller.
Or killer as it should be called.
1050 calories, 40 grams of fat, and 97 sugars.
Most of the calories we rack UP while eating in “coffee shops” isn’t from the food, it’s from the coffees.
So, you don’t like it black, there’s cream and sugar – minimal calories if used moderatly. Or Splenda, or Equal, or Sweet-n-Low.
And what’s wrong with milk – huh?
A cup of coffee in its raw, natural state has 5 calories, and the added benefit of metabolism-boosting caffeine actually makes coffee a good weight-loss supplement. So, take that Fen Phen!
You know where to find me if you have any questions!


12 comments
Comment by Suz on July 7, 2010 at 7:49 am
Oof! Such an unfair post! Though I guess I’ll be thanking you the next time I even THINK about getting one of those suckers. For the moment, I’ve got my home brewed cup with 2tsp coffeemate.
Comment by Jenny (your lovely niece) on July 7, 2010 at 9:03 am
oh em gee, UP, I should NOT have read that post! EEEK! Good thing this baby has given me a coffee aversion recently or I’d pack on more than my regular 40 lbs.
Comment by Margaret on July 7, 2010 at 9:48 am
Love Frappes at McDonalds and Cold Stone’s coffee ice cream concoction!! Love my coffee!!!
Comment by Linda Nunery Kidwell on July 7, 2010 at 9:48 am
Enjoying my morning coffee while reading Redneck Latte Ravings. Planning to make a lemon pie later. Life is good.
Comment by Shanale on July 7, 2010 at 9:48 am
I don’t care, give me the killer from Krispy Kremes! I’ll just deal
Comment by Shanale on July 7, 2010 at 9:49 am
Before my trusty post what it wants to iPhone took over……I was going to say I will deal with the sugar coma later!
Comment by jennifer on July 7, 2010 at 11:42 am
man oh man, I feel so left out! Those pictures look more like dessert than breakfast!
Comment by Erin on July 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Well, this explains my 20 pound weight gain!!
Comment by Lynn on July 8, 2010 at 12:27 am
Cripes am I ever glad I walked away from coffee over 23 years ago!! Now I absolutely cannot STAND the stuff, no matter how it’s fixed. That and cigarettes…gave those UP too back when they cost a mere fifty-cents a pack. How on earth do folks afford them now?
Comment by Jana B. on July 8, 2010 at 8:35 am
OH MY COW!!! Are ya kiddin’ me! Oy! Well I guess I will just stick to makin’ my own since I know what I put in it! Thanks for info!
Comment by ed on July 8, 2010 at 6:38 pm
When you add the milk and sugar, what does the REDNECK Latte come to. Or is it off limits to as that.
Comment by Paul on July 8, 2010 at 10:29 pm
I use sweet n low, not sugar, so no calories there…and the milk, well not enough to matter!!