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I find my life is so much better when the Gosselins are UP to something.

Hate Kate has been quiet for a while.  She’s been playing the martyr and building a chicken-coop with the kids. 

Awww! How sweet!

Her last news flash-in-the-pan was that she “isn’t looking for a new man in her life right now.”

Half the world’s population sighed a huge, huge, huge sigh of relief.  I’m surprised there weren’t tornados from all the exhaling.

But alas Jon has hit the news again.

Not to offend any of my tattooed readers, but once again exhibiting his Gold Standard Decision Making skills, Jon has gone out and accquired a new tattoo.

Not to bash all tattoos, but I’m just not a fan.  Sure those arm bandish ones look great on a good set of biceps,

Better, yes!

but this…

Another great idea from the Gosselin!

Seriously!

His comment to the press, “I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me.”

What’s wrong with a new watch, pair of shoes, hair style?  Those can all be tossed, changed, and the regret is temporary.

But ink is for ever, unlike Jon’s marriage and love for Hate Kate.

And Jon, what about those love handles?  Can you say LA Fitness?

Of course, being the showcase dad he is, he included his children’s names in the tat, putting the twins under their birthdate, and the sextuplets’ names under theirs.

Apparently he’s stuck his new girlfriends name in there as well.  It’s in Korean, and no one is really sure.

With his track record, tattooing his girlfriends’ names on his back could be a lifetime hobby!

Smooth move, Jon, and congrats on being the very first “Ass of the Week” from Redneck Latte Ravings!

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