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…Jessica Simpson, brush your teeth….MORE!

Jessica Simpson said in an interview recently that she ‘only brushes her teeth 3 times a week, because I don’t want the whiteness to go away.’

That’s ok Jess, leave your teeth alone and they’ll leave you.

Ok, so is this girl stUPid or what?

Pretty Dumb

She also said “she’s ready to give love another try.”

Well, maybe she should brush more.

Poor Tony Romo, and I never thought I’d feel sorry for John Mayer, but alas…I do!

I understand Nick Lachey a little bit more now too.

She’s also admitted her addiction problem as well.

Nicorette gum.

She’s never smoked.

Wah?

Since I never got over the “is Chicken of The Sea Chicken or Fish” question, it got me to a wonderin’.

And alas, Google has not let me down.

So, I looked some things UP.

Here are some more jewels from Jessica.

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

Yeah, almost!

“I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.”

I’m sure  therapists worldwide are clearing out office space for her!

“My next album is probably going to be with Willie Nelson. I’ve been wanting to do a country record, because its just my roots.I aspire to be Patsy Cline.”

Oh, no, she did-ent!

And when introducing herself to U.S. Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton in December 2004 she said, “You’ve done a nice job decorating the White House.”

It is pretty, ya know.

and my favorite…

“I don’t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act.”

Seriously, honey, there’s no worry there.

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