There’s a sanitary disposal box in the men’s room?
When you are a teenager, your school is the only school? All the others are losers?
There are no warning lables on liquor? I mean, really, did you ever smoke four Winstons and run over a family of five?
It costs a million dollars for a gas cap sized Coke sticker on a NASCAR car, but we have to pay $99.99 for a Coca Cola Jacket?
People start some mean thing with “I don’t mean to be rude, but…”
Blondes want black hair and brunettes want blonde?
Potato isn’t spelled with and e?
We can put a man on the moon, but the DOT can’t get the bridge the same level as the highway?
Full is the only word in the English language that ends in full?
A refrigerator is called a refrigerator and not a frigerator?
Any one ever leaves Jennifer Aniston?
Paris Hilton gets any attention?
Why people believe the adage “What does not kill us makes us stronger.” (Nietzsche never had heart surgery!)
Why youth is wasted on the young?
Why other people are always telling you what’s good for you?
Why there are 10 hotdogs in a package and only 8 buns?
We invaded Iraq and not Saudi Arabia?
Jay Leno didn’t know that format wouldn’t work in Prime Time?
Why my killer sperm post got little response when I thought it was hilarious?
Why my post yesterday on the double standard was not taken tongue in cheek as it was meant?
How I ever got to my 100th post – THIS IS IT!!