If you don’t know Jesus well enough to spell His name right, don’t order my tombstone!
Posted by PaulNov 3

This is the grave of my Great Aunt Hessie and her husband Taylor.
Notice anything amiss?
That’s right…”Asleep in Jesues”…and all this time I thought they were Baptist!
She died in 1955, you would think that in the past 54 years someone would have said…
“ya know, Jesus only has one E!”
“Rekon we oughta’ fix that?”
Sadly, I’ve been to that graveyard fifty times…big family…lots of funerals…I like graveyards…and I’ve never, never noticed this until my brother, Charlie pointed it out.
But why, I ask, did not one of her children:
A. fix it. (Like my Mother did when she discovered that BOTH her Grandmother and Grandfather’s tombstones had their last names spelled incorrectly, and two different ways too boot! This must be an area-wide problem)
B. Make the moron ( and I say that with all the Christian Charity I can muster) fix it.
Tombstones are almost as expensive as an engagement ring…and I ask, would any of the girls have taken a flawed diamond?
I don’t think so.
Now, I know that Aunt Hessie would have gotten a great laugh out of that. (I actually remember her, which is amazing , since I was three years and three months old when she died). And it is very possible that it was done before she died. After all, Uncle Taylor, whom I never knew, died in 1920. I’m guessin’ it was put up after she died.
And I know that it really doesn’t matter to her as it’s very presence indicates there are other things on her mind.
But, really folks, all the people in Mexico can spell Jesus!

10 comments
Comment by Jenny (your lovely niece) on November 3, 2009 at 8:17 am
Oh my gosh, UP! That last line had me laughing out LOUD! That my friend is what we call a “zinger”.
Comment by MamaHall on November 3, 2009 at 8:30 am
HA!
Comment by Ryan Ashley Scott on November 3, 2009 at 8:35 am
That’s so funny! At least Aunt Hessie would have laughed.
Comment by Sonya Bush on November 3, 2009 at 9:15 am
Where is this graveyard Paul? Is this on Della’s side?
Comment by Uncle Paul on November 3, 2009 at 9:31 am
Sadly, Sonya, that is where your Great Grandma & Grandpa Brads are burried, along with all the Worths, Uncle Chuck, several great aunts and uncles and your great grandparents, and maybe even your grandpa!!
It’s the Graveyard at Mt. Zion near Glasgow.
UP
Comment by Zola, UP's Sister on November 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
UP who is Sonya??
Comment by Paul on November 3, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Your cousin Maggie’s daughter! DOH!!
Comment by Jana on November 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm
WOW!!! I hope someone fixes it…but really, does it need to be fixed? It has been how long now?! LOL…I hope what ever happens it turns out well.
Comment by Lori on November 3, 2009 at 7:18 pm
This isn’t as bad as my grandma and grandpa’s headstone. When he died in 1983 his sons purchased the grave stone. They, however, forgot to ask my grandma exactly what year she was married. Long story short, her headstone says she’s 2 years younger than she actually is… and she’s just fine with that, which I think is hilarious!
Comment by Sonya Bush on November 5, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I was talking to Mom about this tonight and she said she was certain the mistake came from the tombstone manufacturer and was not a reflection on anyone’s spelling in our family